Kids...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 29 Jun 1999 01:59:38 +0100


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Hiya People...

Another kid opens his mouth and says the wrong thing...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with
whom I carpooled to our children's soccer practices. I phoned and
explained that my husband had the car again, so I wouldn't be able to
take my turn.

A few minutes before she was due to pick up my son, my husband showed
up. Since it was too late for me to call and say I could drive after
all, I asked my husband to hide the car in the garage and to stay
inside. I also explained to my son that he shouldn't mention anything
about his father's whereabouts.

Unfortunately, my husband forgot and was in front of our house chatting
with a friend when my carpool partner arrived. When my son returned from
practice, I asked him if she had noticed.

"Yes," he replied, "she asked me which of the two men in front of the
house was my father. But don't worry. I told her I didn't know."


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