Engineers...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 29 Jun 1999 02:43:40 +0100


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Hiya All...

Here are some more clues as to what goes on in the mind of an
engineer...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
"Where did you get such a great bike?" 

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She
threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take
what you want.'"

"The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes
probably wouldn't have fit."

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An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was
better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he
enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring
relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the
passion and mystery he found there. 

The engineer said, "I like both." 

"Both?" 

Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each
assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the
plant and get some work done."

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What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.

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To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is
half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to
be.


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