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Wed, 28 Jul 1999 13:07:09 +0100
Hiya Folks... What would life have been like if Micro$oft had been around in the Middle Ages...??? Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- The Top Differences in the Middle Ages if Microsoft Had Existed Then 10. Chastity belts require a password rather than a key. 9. Last year's pitchfork not compatible with this year's hay. 8. The "Good Plague" hoax. 7. Horses routinely stop in mid-stride, and require a boot to the rear to start again. 6. The Microsoft Rack would work, but it would be 3 times larger than it should be and never completely kill anyone. 5. Forget about William Tell; William Gates shoots Apple off the head of Steve Jobs. 4. Use of a large, clumsy broadsword instead of yet-to-be-invented scissors helps explain Lord Bill's haircut. 3. Archbishop of Canterbury gets hit in the face with a pie. 2. Stained Glass Windows MCCCXXXXV actually not released until Spring of MCCCXXXXVI. 1. The Y1K bug threatens to cripple high-tech industries, like stonemasonry and weaving. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *********************************************************