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Wed, 28 Jul 1999 23:04:34 +0100
Hiya People...
Here's one for the ladies...the difference between dating and
marriage...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Dating versus Marriage
When you are dating......Farting is never an issue.
When you are married.....You make sure there's nothing flammable near
your husband...at all times.
When you are dating......He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married.....He brings home a 6-pack, and says "What are you
going to drink?"
When you are dating......He holds your hand in public.
When you are married.....He flicks your ear in public.
When you are dating..... A single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When you are married ....A king-size bed feels like an army cot.
When you are dating......You are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When you are married.....You think to yourself...."Was he ALWAYS this
hairy????"
When you are dating......You enjoy foreplay.
When you are married.....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me
alone???"
When you are dating......He hugs you, when he walks by you...for no
reason
When you are married.....He grabs your boobs any chance he gets.
When you are dating......You picture the two of you together, growing
old together.
When you are married.....You wonder who will die first.
When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy"
When you are married.....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes
out.
When you are dating......He knows what the "hamper" is.
When you are married.....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes
storage area
When you are dating......He understands if you "aren't in the mood".
When you are married.....He says "It's your job."
When you are dating......He understands that you have "male" friends.
When you are married.....He thinks they are all out to steal you away.
When you are dating......He likes to "discuss" things.
When you are married.....He develops a "blank" stare.
When you are dating......He calls you by name.
When you are married.....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when
speaking to others as "She."
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