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Tue, 29 Jun 1999 12:54:32 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya People... Here's how you can tell if your webmaster is in a cult... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- The Top 15 Signs Your Webmaster is in a Cult 15. Every link seems to take you to www.amway.com. 14. Repetition of same banner ads: Stoli, Mott's... Stoli, Mott's... 13. He brings twenty-three wives to the office Holiday Party. 12. Instead of counting up visitors, your site counts down days to the apocalypse. 11. Suddenly your travel agency's site is featuring inter-planetary excursions for comet watching and one-way tickets to Guyana. 10. His home page says "Best viewed from the Mothership." 9. Your website's "Hall of Fame" inductees required to do a stint handing out flowers at an airport. 8. Your website is honored as the David Koresh Fan Club's "Site of the Day." 7. She has 38 roommates, yet is oddly stress-free. 6. Insists that Sabbath actually begins when "X-files" ends. 5. Frequently mutters about the "Prophet Steve Jobs" returning to rescue the true believers. 4. Not only does he understand Unix, he *IS* one. 3. Big "N" on your browser replaced by spinning head of Charles Manson. 2. He only answers to the name, "Doe-bert." 1. Ugly clothes; insufficient diet; lack of sleep; goofy haircut; lives in a mansion; has many followe... Hey, wait a minute! That's Bill Gates!! Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com MSN Messenger Service lets you stay in touch instantly with your family & friends - Visit http://messenger.msn.com