Cult Webmaster...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 29 Jun 1999 12:54:32 +0100


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Hiya People...

Here's how you can tell if your webmaster is in a cult...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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The Top 15 Signs Your Webmaster is in a Cult


15. Every link seems to take you to www.amway.com.

14. Repetition of same banner ads: Stoli, Mott's... Stoli, Mott's...

13. He brings twenty-three wives to the office Holiday Party.

12. Instead of counting up visitors, your site counts down days to the
apocalypse.

11. Suddenly your travel agency's site is featuring inter-planetary
excursions for comet watching and one-way tickets to Guyana.

10. His home page says "Best viewed from the Mothership."

9. Your website's "Hall of Fame" inductees required to do a stint
handing out flowers at an airport.

8. Your website is honored as the David Koresh Fan Club's "Site of the
Day."

7. She has 38 roommates, yet is oddly stress-free.

6. Insists that Sabbath actually begins when "X-files" ends.

5. Frequently mutters about the "Prophet Steve Jobs" returning to rescue
the true believers.

4. Not only does he understand Unix, he *IS* one.

3. Big "N" on your browser replaced by spinning head of Charles Manson.

2. He only answers to the name, "Doe-bert."


1. Ugly clothes; insufficient diet; lack of sleep; goofy haircut; lives
in a mansion; has many followe... Hey, wait a minute! That's Bill
Gates!!


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