Things Your Wife Should Say...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Thu, 22 Jul 1999 17:47:46 +0100


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Hiya People...

Here's a list of things your wife should say...in your dreams...!!!

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

1.   I'll swallow it all...I love the taste.

2.   Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

3.   I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy.

4.   Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

5.   That was a great fart! Please do another one.

6.   I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

7.   You're so sexy when you're hung over.

8.   I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you and then go
     shopping.

9.   Let's subscribe to Hustler?

10.  Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses?

11.  I'll be out painting the house.

12.  I love it when you play golf on Sundays, I just wish you had time 
     to play Saturday too.

13.  Honey...our new neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again, come see.

14.  No, no, I'll take the car and have the oil changed.

15.  Your mother is way better than mine.

16.  Do me a favour, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy
     yourself some new clubs.

17.  I fully understand...our anniversary comes every year for Christ's
     sake, you go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress 
     reliever.

18.  Oh come on, what do you say we get a good porno movie, a rack of 
     beer and have my friend Diana over for a threesome?

19.  Not the fucking mall again. Come on let's go to that new strip 
     joint?

20.  Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you 
     retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.

21.  You need your sleep you big silly, now stop getting up for the 
     night feedings.

22.  God...if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

23.  I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head.


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