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Fri, 20 Aug 1999 18:47:14 +0100
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Hiya Loonies...
Here's some of the best bathroom reading...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Restroom Graffiti:
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open.
- Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump
here. Your asshole is in Washington.
- Men's room, Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington
Beauty is only a light switch away.
- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
- Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all
get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
- Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
- The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
putting up with her crap.
- Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
To do is to be. - Descartes
To be is to do. - Voltaire
Do be do be do. - Frank Sinatra
- Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, Arizona.
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
- Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
- Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona.
Make love, not war. - Hell, do both, get married
God is dead. - Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. - God
- The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, D.C.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
- Revolution Books, New York, New York
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to
have trouble with it.
- Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas.
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
- Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Express Lane: Five beers or less
- Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix,AZ.
You're too good for him.
- Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.
No wonder you always go home alone.
- Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
- Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, Kentucky.
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