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Fri, 20 Aug 1999 18:47:14 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya Loonies... Here's some of the best bathroom reading... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Restroom Graffiti: The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open. - Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington. - Men's room, Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington Beauty is only a light switch away. - Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina. I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. - Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts. If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. - Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" - Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia. God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? - The Irish Times, Washington, D.C. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. - Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina. To do is to be. - Descartes To be is to do. - Voltaire Do be do be do. - Frank Sinatra - Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, Arizona. At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. - Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. - Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona. Make love, not war. - Hell, do both, get married God is dead. - Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. - God - The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, D.C. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. - Revolution Books, New York, New York A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. - Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas. Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. - Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Express Lane: Five beers or less - Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix,AZ. You're too good for him. - Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA. No wonder you always go home alone. - Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA. What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. - Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, Kentucky. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com MSN Messenger Service lets you stay in touch instantly with your family & friends - Visit http://messenger.msn.com