Cute Quotes...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Fri, 10 Sep 1999 02:08:18 +0100


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Hiya All...

Here are some more of our favourite quotes to live by...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


- Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to
their diets.

- Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but
eventually you find a hairstylist you like.

- Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies: They would
put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

- One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a
woman gain five pounds.

- It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to
ask you the questions.

- I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.

- The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the
right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
moment.

- Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.

- Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

- Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

- Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.

- Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

- Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain
consciousness.

- If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything.

- You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you
stop laughing.

- I don't mind the rat race, but I could do with a little more cheese.

- I had to give up jogging for my health. My thighs kept rubbing
together and setting my pantyhose on fire.

- Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while, and it
shrinks two sizes.

- It is bad to suppress laughter; it goes back down and spreads to your
hips.

- Age is important only if you're cheese or wine.

- The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is
expecting a baby.

- Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes.

 Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can
usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

- Can it be a coincidence that "STRESSED" is "DESSERTS" spelled
backwards.


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