The Loony Bin
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Thu, 14 Oct 1999 06:35:54 +0100
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Hiya People...
It's amazing what some people are into...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Your Body Piercing Fetish Has Gone Too Far If:
"With this nipple ring, I thee wed."
Before your appendix operation, you ask the doctor to put a stud through
your spleen.
You still bear the emotional scars from the pain you experienced after
you stood near a carousel.
Forget the Prince Albert - you're getting a Phineas Gage!
No matter how you go to sleep, you wake up pointing magnetic north.
Your insatiable lust for piercing bodies causes people to confuse you
with Charlie Sheen.
When the wind picks up, you sound like the Boston Pops woodwind section.
Though it looks cool, the diamond stud in your cornea seriously impairs
your ability to drive at night.
Hurts like hell when you absent-mindedly sit in the microwave.
Every time you sneeze it sounds like someone dropped a box of salad
forks.
You can't walk through an average doorway because of the javelin in your
tongue.
Despite your Kate Moss frame, you're still 37 pounds overweight.
Getting through the airport metal detector now requires stripping down
to your skeleton.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Body Piercing Fetish Has Gone Too Far:
Your plan to pierce each freckle could get mighty costly, Erin O'Riley.
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