Marriage...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Thu, 14 Oct 1999 06:47:34 +0100


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Hiya Loonies...

What's the best way to choose a wife...???...this one comes from Len...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


A young man had seriously dated three girls and was finally faced with
the dilemma of which to marry. As a test he gave each of them one
thousand dollars.

The first girl went for a complete hair and face makeover, new clothes,
and new shoes. She returned to show off her new look saying, "I want to
be at my most beautiful for you. Why? Because I love you, dear."

The second girl returned with new hockey and golf equipment, a new
stereo, VCR, and month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all these
things for you. They're my gifts to you, because I love you so."

The third girl invested the $1,000 wisely and very quickly doubled her
original amount. She reinvested the profits which continued to multiply
and returned the first thousand and four thousand more to the young man,
saying "I have taken your money and made it grow as an investment in our
future together. That's how much I love you, my dear."

The young man was very impressed by all their responses. He thought long
and hard, giving the matter his most careful consideration, and finally
married the one with the biggest tits.  


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