Amish...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Thu, 4 Nov 1999 23:42:35 +0000


Hiya People...

What do the Amish do for fun...???

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


TOP TEN AMISH SPRING BREAK ACTIVITIES

10.   Drink molasses 'til you heave.
9.    Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy.
8.    Churn butter naked.
7.    Blow past Dairy Queen on a really outrageous Clydesdale.
6.    Get a tattoo: "Born To Raise Barns".
5.    Cruise the streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with 
      zippers.
4.    Sleep in 'til 6:00 a.m.
3.    Drive over to Allentown and kick some Mennonite butt.
2.    Two words: Buttermilk kegger

And the number one Amish Spring Break Activity:

1.    Wet bonnet contest.


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