The Loony Bin
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Tue, 14 Dec 1999 04:44:11 +0000
Hiya Folks...
Let's go camping with a lawyer and his friend...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A lawyer and his Czechoslovakian friend were camping in a backwoods
section of Maine. Early one morning, the two went out to pick berries
for their morning breakfast. As they went around the berry patch,
gathering blueberries and raspberries in tremendous quantities, along
came two huge bears - a male and a female.
The lawyer, seeing the two bears, immediately dashed for cover. His
friend, though, wasn't so lucky, and the male bear reached him and
swallowed him whole. The lawyer ran back to his Mercedes, tore into town
as fast has he could, and got the local backwoods sheriff.
The sheriff grabbed his shotgun and dashed back to the berry patch with
the lawyer. Sure enough, the two bears were still there.
"He's in THAT one!" cried the lawyer, pointing to the male, while
visions of lawsuits from his friend's family danced in his head. He just
had to save his friend.
The sheriff looked at the bears, and without batting an eye, levelled
his gun, took careful aim, and shot the female.
"What didja do that for!" exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in the
other!"
"Exactly," replied the sheriff. "Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you
the Czech was in the male?"
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