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Tue, 14 Dec 1999 05:26:09 +0000
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Now, here's a report on the goings-on in biology class...sent in by
Len...
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- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Biology Class - true story
In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels
found in semen. A young female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I
understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in
male semen?"
"That's correct", responded the professor, going on to add statistical
info.
Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste
sweet?"
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor
girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had
inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without
a word and walked out of class...and never returned.
However, as she was going out the door, the Professor's reply was
classic...
Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet
because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and
not the back of your throat."
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