The Loony Bin
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Wed, 19 Jan 2000 16:03:16 +0000
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya People... Here's another list for you to look at: "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't." -- Douglas Adams http://www.doseme.com - The Galactic eZine Portal for Y2K! FREE :) bonus: mailto:subscribe-dailydose@lists.doseme.com Life's Great! See http://www.doseme.com for details! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now, here are some new and improved PC errors... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- A Somewhat Improved Glossary of Your PC's Messages By Kevin Pease It says: "Press Any Key" It means: "Press any key you like but I'm not moving." It says: "Press A Key" (This one's a programmers joke. Nothing happens unless you press the "A" key.) It says: "Fatal Error. Please contact technical support quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E" It means: "... where you will be kept on hold for 10 minutes, only to be told that it's a hardware problem." It says: "Installing program to C:\<Directory>...." It means: "... And I'll also be writing a few files into c:\windows and c:\windows\system where you'll NEVER find them." It says: "Please insert disk 11" It means: "Because I know darn well there are only 10 disks." It says: "Not enough memory" It means: "I don't CARE if you've got 64MB of RAM, I want to use the bit below 640K." It says: "Cannot read from drive D:..." It means: "...However, if you put the CD in right side up..." It says: "Please Wait..." It means: "...Indefinitely." It says: "Directory does not exist..." It means: "...any more. Whoops." It says: "The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close." It means: "...Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your work back." Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com