The Loony Bin
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Wed, 19 Jan 2000 16:43:55 +0000
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Hiya People...
Here's another list for you to look at:
ARE YOU HAVING A BAD DAY? YEAH RIGHT!
Quit your WHINING and be a man!
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A BAD DAY IS!!! See why, go to:
http://www.angelfire.com/ca/hawkeyemjs/turtle.html
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Now it's time for some nursery rhymes...are you sitting comfortably?
Then we'll begin...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Mother McGee went to drive C:
to find her poor Windows a byte
But, when she enquired, all drive space expired
And not even Stacker would put it right.
Little Miss Muffet opened her notebook
and called on WordPerfect to write
Along came a spider, who sat down beside her,
and explained how the function keys worked.
Jack and Jill are married still
but things look kinda scary
He loves a PC; she's fond of a Mac
and RISC makes both of them wary.
Mary had a little Lan
Then, she wanted more
First she bought a lot of RAM
Then part interest in a computer store.
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