Lousy Lunches...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Wed, 2 Feb 2000 22:00:01 +0000


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Now let's meet some construction workers who really hate their
lunches...

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- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


An Irishman, a Mexican and a Redneck were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. 

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said; "Corned beef and cabbage.
If I get Corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to
jump off this building."  

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed; "Burritos again. If I
get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."  

The Redneck opened his lunch and said; "Bologna again. If I get a
Bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees Corned beef and
cabbage and jumps to his death.  

The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a Burrito and jumps too.  

The Redneck opens his lunch, sees the Bologna and jumps to his death
also.  

At the funeral the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says; "If I'd known
how really tired he was of Corned beef and cabbage I never would have
given it to him again."  

The Mexican's wife also weeps and says; "I could have given him Tacos or
Enchiladas, I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much."  

Everyone turned and stared at the Redneck's wife.... 

"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "That dumb-ass made his OWN lunch!"


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