Gone Shopping...

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Tue, 18 Apr 2000 01:03:05 +0100


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Here's an embarrassing moment in a supermarket...

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
 Gone Shopping
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Our supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I
know intended to stock up.  

At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy
pre-packaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher.    

"Don't worry, lady," he said. "I'll pack some more trays and have them
ready for you by the time you finish shopping."
 
Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the
public-address system:  "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please
meet me at the back of the store."


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