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Tue, 18 Apr 2000 01:13:00 +0100
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Here are some of the things George Bush said over the years...
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- ANDREA
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These quotes are courtesy of Slate magazine:
"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they
basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas,
I think vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what
everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my
position."
- as quoted by Molly Ivins, the San Francisco Chronicle, Jan. 21 (Thanks
to Toni L. Gould).
"The administration I'll bring is a group of men and women who are
focused on what's best for America, honest men and women, decent men and
women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege
and who will not stain the house."
- Des Moines Register debate, Jan. 15, 2000
"Is our children learning?"
- in Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000, as quoted by Frank Bruni in the New
York Times
"There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There needs to be
town-hall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge country."
- on Larry King Live, 12/16/99
"I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility
to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out
of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike ... I
believe we ought to say there is a different alternative than the
culture that is proposed by people like Miss Wolf in society ... And,
you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked."
- In an interview with Tim Russert on Meet the Press, Nov. 21, 1999.
"It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then."
- from a 1994 interview, as quoted in First Son by Bill Minutaglio
"It is incredibly presumptive for somebody who has not yet earned his
party's nomination to start speculating about vice presidents."
- Keene, N.H., Oct. 22, 1999. Quoted in the New Republic, Nov. 15, 1999
"The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?"
- (Answering a question about why he hasn't spent more time in New
Hampshire.) The New York Times, Oct. 23
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