The Loony Bin
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Mon, 15 May 2000 23:47:03 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya Loonies... Here's another list for you to look at: To subscribe to POOTS Joke List Send an e-mail to: Poots-subscribe@onelist.com Poots is a Joke List for ADULTS ONLY. Jokes will be sent out about 4 times a week ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now here's a guide to marriage for webmasters... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Webbed Bliss Know what you call webmeisters who get married? .......Newlywebs. Let me share some of the newlywebbed bliss with you. Most folks would register at Macy's or Foley's or Dilliard's or someplace normal. Not Dick and Jane. They're registered with PC Warehouse and Mac Connection (URLs available upon request). The families did require Dick and Jane to provide a more traditional list of wants and needs however. So ultimately, they compiled, er, complied. They included the normal stuff...blender, toaster oven, electric mixer, food processor. But they categorized them all as 'plug- ins.' There was a moment or two of roughness. Jane kept arguing that communication was important in a marriage, so Dick finally bought another computer and a second phone line so he and Jane could chat. The topic of their first real spat though...Mac vs. Windows. At work, Dick has been introducing Jane as his future "service provider." Turn-about is fair play, of course; and Jane isn't referring to Dick as her future husband. She says he's a forthcoming Add-On (currently in Beta release). Thus far at all showers and pre-ceremony events Dick and Jane have seemed very happy. How happy? It's sickening. They keep tilting their heads sideways to smile at each other. :) Now, don't get me wrong. Dick and Jane are very serious about this endeavour. They have put an access counter on the door to the church and the reception hall. The reception will be a little bare compared to most though. They're serving cookies and java. The plan for the wedding? Dick and Jane have written the ceremony themselves...in HTML. The ushers will just pass out little slips of paper with URLs. All invitations came with a little slip of paper that said 'This wedding best viewed with Netscape Navigator.' Dick and Jane will spend all their days and nights of their honeymoon.... [the remainder of message has been censored by the Coalition for A Clean Internet]. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID to surf the Web! http://alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=BFN610 ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com