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Tue, 23 May 2000 20:02:34 +0100


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Here's a Russian indoctrination that may not be going according to
plan...

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- ANDREA
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Moishe is being indoctrinated by the Russian Government:

Govt. official: "If you had a yacht, what would you do with it?"

Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia."

Govt. Official: "And if you had a palace, what would you do with it?"

Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia."

Govt. Official: "And if you had a sweater, what would you do with it?"

No reply.

Government official asks the question again. And still no reply. 

Finally he shouts: "Moishe, why don't you reply?"

Moishe: "Because I have a sweater."


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