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Tue, 23 May 2000 20:02:34 +0100
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Here's a Russian indoctrination that may not be going according to
plan...
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- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Moishe is being indoctrinated by the Russian Government:
Govt. official: "If you had a yacht, what would you do with it?"
Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia."
Govt. Official: "And if you had a palace, what would you do with it?"
Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia."
Govt. Official: "And if you had a sweater, what would you do with it?"
No reply.
Government official asks the question again. And still no reply.
Finally he shouts: "Moishe, why don't you reply?"
Moishe: "Because I have a sweater."
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