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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
MR CHEN
Mr Johnson, the head of a large American firm, called a board meeting
just before his holiday, to hand out jobs for his time away to the
lesser members and staff on the board. As he was going around the table
handing out jobs he came to the new member of staff, Mr Chen, and put
him in charge of supplies, thinking that if he is the new boy we will
give him an easy job.
On his return he called another meeting and asked for updates. After
doing a round of the table he realises that Mr Chen was missing. He asks
the board if anybody has seen him today and finds out to his dismay that
he has been missing for two weeks. After sending out a message to every
employee in the firm, he finds out from a cleaning lady that Mr Chen has
been in the building constantly down in stores.
The board then decides to go down a see what he has been doing, thinking
he has rearranged the system and been working his buns off.
When they get there they find all the lights out. Just as they are about
to leave, Mr Chen leaps out from behind a box and shouts
"Supplies!"
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