The Loony Bin
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Tue, 6 Jun 2000 02:41:45 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya Loonies... Here's another list for you to look at: BIG MAC JOKES now comes in two flavors, "R", and clean. For "R", go to http://bigmacjokeattack.listbot.com/, or send a blank email to bigmacjokeattack-subscribe@listbot.com For "clean", go to http://bigmaccleanjokeattac.listbot.com/, or a blank email to bigmaccleanjokeattac-subscribe@listbot.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How can you tell if your granny is a Russian Spy...??? Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Now that it has been uncovered that an 86 year old Gran living in England was actually a Russian spy for 40 years, the British Government is calling on all people to keep an eye on their Grandmothers. If the old girl starts to act strangely in any one of the following ways then immediately report your observations to M15: WHEN she sends you a birthday card the message says: "The tulips will be yellow in Amsterdam next Tuesday." HER curtains are made of iron. WHENEVER she wins on the bingo she shouts "safe house". SHE has an ejector seat on her Thora Hird stairmaster. SHE runs raffles for Help The Agent. SHE'S always down at B&Q on pensioners' discount afternoon looking for cut-price hammers and sickles. SHE keeps complaining about her vladicose veins. HER favourite make of tea is KGB Tips. SHE insists that Stalin was greatly misunderstood and was a lovely, compassionate, gentle giant with a great sense of humour who never hurt a fly. SHE'S been a bit jittery over the last few days, has cancelled her daily order of the Morning Star and has suddenly arranged to have plastic surgery on her face. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID to surf the Web! http://alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=BFN610 ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com