State Mottos...

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Tue, 6 Jun 2000 03:03:08 +0100


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Here are some new US State mottos... 

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The "New" State Mottos For The Year 2000 

Alabama: 
Yes, we have electricity 

Alaska: 
We also take American money 

Arizona: 
But It's a Dry Heat 

Arkansas: 
Litterasy Ain't Everthing 

California: 
As Seen on TV 

Colorado: 
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother 

Connecticut: 
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character 

Delaware: 
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water 

Florida: 
Ask Us About Our Grandkids 

Georgia: 
We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism 

Hawaii: 
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru 
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) 

Idaho: 
Potatoes and Neo Nazi's ... What More Could You Ask For? 

Illinois: 
Please Don't Pronounce the "S" 

Indiana: 
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free 

Iowa: 
We Do Amazing Things With Corn 

Kansas: 
Where Science Don't Mean Shit 

Kentucky: 
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names 

Louisiana: 
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign 

Maine: 
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster 

Maryland: 
A Thinking Man's Delaware 

Massachusetts: 
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) 

Michigan: 
First Line of Defense From the Canadians 

Minnesota: 
10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes 

Mississippi: 
Come Feel Better About Your Own State 

Missouri: 
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work 

Montana: 
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little
Else 

Nebraska: 
Ask About Our State Motto Contest 

Nevada: 
Whores and Poker! 

New Hampshire: 
Go Away and Leave Us Alone 

New Jersey: 
You Want a F*ckin' Motto? I Got Yer F*ckin' Motto Right Here! 

New Mexico: 
Lizards Make Excellent Pets 

New York: 
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an
Attorney... 

North Carolina: 
Tobacco is a Vegetable 

North Dakota: 
We Really are One of the 50 States! 

Ohio: 
At Least We're Not Michigan 

Oklahoma: 
Like the Play, only No Singing 

Oregon: 
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner 

Pennsylvania: 
Cook With Coal 

Rhode Island: 
We're Not REALLY An Island 

South Carolina: 
Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender 

South Dakota: 
Closer Than North Dakota 

Tennessee: 
The Educashun State 

Texas: 
Si' Hablo Ing'les 
(Yes, I speak English) 

Utah: 
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus 

Vermont: 
Yep 

Virginia: 
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? 

Washington: 
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers! 

Washington, D.C.: 
Wanna Be Mayor? 

West Virginia: 
One Big Happy Family - No, really! 

Wisconsin: 
Come Cut Our Cheese 

Wyoming: 
Where men are men and sheep are scared 


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