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Thu, 15 Jun 2000 21:17:37 +0100
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Someone is using your email account...
10 "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our
driveway?"
9 One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head while another is
slapping cuffs on you.
8 Apparently, your flame war with DonCorleone@mafia.com is about to
turn ugly.
7 When you log on, your computer says "You've got lawsuits!"
6 Your inbox is filled with sheep porno and you're strictly a cow porno
kind of guy.
5 You're suddenly getting more Spam than the Hormel outlet store.
4 Sotheby's says the Rembrandt is yours and that you now owe them
$71,000,000 and change.
3 Terse "Knock it off, Oedipus" email from your Mom.
2 Your wife calls you at the office to report that Pogdi, your
Pakistani mail-order bride, has arrived.
1 "The resistance welcomes your involvement. Your contact information
has been forwarded to a local insurgent who will bring supplies and
reinforcements to you immediately."
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