The Patient...

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Thu, 15 Jun 2000 21:11:36 +0100


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Hiya All...

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Here's a doctor assessing a patient...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Dr. Leroy, the head psychiatrist at the local mental hospital, is
examining patients to see if they're cured and ready to re-enter
society.
 
"So, Mr. Clark," the doctor says to one of his patients, "I see by your
chart that you've been recommended for dismissal. Do you have any idea
what you might do once you're released?"
 
The patient thinks for a moment, then replies, "Well, I went to school
for mechanical engineering. That's still a good field, good money
there..."

"But on the other hand, I thought I might write a book about my
experience here in the hospital, what it's like to be a patient here.
People might be interested in reading a book like that..."

"In addition, I thought I might go back to college and study art
history, which I've grown interested in lately."
 
Dr. Leroy nods and says, "Yes, those all sound like intriguing
possibilities."
 
The patient replies, "And the best part is, in my spare time, I can go
on being a teapot."


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