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Fri, 30 Jun 2000 17:52:05 +0100
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Today we meet a doctor on a house call...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
House Call
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Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One afternoon he was called to
the Tuttle house. Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain.
The doctor came out of the bedroom a minute after he'd gone in and asked
Mr. Tuttle, "Do you have a hammer?"
A puzzled Mr. Tuttle went to the garage, and returned with a hammer.
The doctor thanked him and went back into the bedroom.
A moment later, he came out and asked, "Do you have a chisel?"
Mr. Tuttle complied with the request.
In the next ten minutes, Dr. Carver asked for and received a pair of
pliers a screwdriver and a hacksaw.
The last request got to Mr. Tuttle. He asked, "What are you doing to my
wife?"
"Not a thing," replied old doc Carver. "I can't get my
instrument bag
open."
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