Cosmetic Surgeon...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sun, 9 Jul 2000 00:32:53 +0100


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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


There's this middle aged lady who goes to her cosmetic surgeon to see
what her options are concerning her rapidly sagging face.

"We can give you an old-fashioned face-lift," he says, "or we can use a
new high-tech procedure called 'the knob.'"

"What's 'the knob', doctor?", she asks.

He replies, "It is a procedure where we install a small knob under your
hair on the back of your head. We then connect it to the facial muscles
which sag, and whenever you start to notice any new wrinkles and
sagging, just tighten the knob a few turns and your skin will be nice
and tight again."

"Oh, YES, doctor!  That is what I would like to have", she says
excitedly.

The operation is a complete success and she looks 15 years younger. As
time passes, whenever she notices any new sagging, she simply tightens
the knob and VOILA! Her face is again beautiful.

One day about 8 years later she wakes up one morning and sees two very
large bags under her eyes.  Alarmed, she calls her doctor and reports
the bags.

"Come down to my office right away and let me check it out!" the doctor
says.

After examining her, he says, "You've been tightening the knob WAY too
much! Those bags under your eyes are your breasts"

The lady says, "Well!  I guess that explains the beard!"


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