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Wed, 12 Jul 2000 16:36:10 +0100
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Here's how to interpret your date's every move...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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READING THE SIGNS:
How To Make Shallow Snap Judgements
Taken From Women's Glibber
The trick to successful dating is learning how to interpret the hidden
signs, those give-away gestures that can tell you so much about a
person. Train yourself to recognise - and decode - these 'KEY SIGNS'.
1. Woman won't unlock car door for man - Doesn't engage in oral sex
2. Man gets in car without opening door for woman - No foreplay
3. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant - Prefers virgins
4. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant but gets lost on the way -
Is a virgin
5. Can't hail a cab - Impotent
6. Insists on going to a homely little cafe with windmill motif -
Compulsive Don Quixote
7. Insists on going to a romantic candle-lit restaurant - Compulsive Don
Juan
8. Insists on going to a Polynesian bar - Compulsive Don Ho
9. Wants to go to a French restaurant - Will swallow
10. Wants to go to a deli - Won't swallow
11. Takes too long deciding what to order - Has trouble reaching orgasm
12. Orders salad dressing on the side - Will give you a hand job, but
will not go "all the way"
13. Gives explicit orders to waiter - Will expect incredibly skilful
gymnastics in bed
14. Asks for extra rolls - Will say she is using birth control when
she's not, will get pregnant and sue
15. Insists on ordering for you, referring to you as "The lady will
have..." - Thinks you had an orgasm when you didn't
16. Asks for "The Usual" - Insists on missionary position only
17. Asks what the specials are - Will want you to use handcuffs
18. Fills up on bread and crackers - Premature ejaculation
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