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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The Great Astrological Light Bulb Joke
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How many members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb?
ARIES:
Just one. You want to make something of it?
TAURUS:
One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless
and should be thrown away.
GEMINI:
Two, but the job never gets done - they just keep discussing who is
supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
CANCER:
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the
grieving process.
LEO:
Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a
Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
VIRGO:
Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
LIBRA:
Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that OK
with you?
SCORPIO:
That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened
Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
SAGITTARIUS:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of
us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
CAPRICORN:
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
AQUARIUS:
Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....
PISCES:
Light bulb? What light bulb?
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