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Tue, 25 Jul 2000 01:18:04 +0100

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A Little Quiz

This takes only a minute (or 2)...the results can make you chuckle :)
There are five things going on simultaneously which need to be taken
care of:
      1. The telephone is ringing.
      2. The baby is crying.
      3. Someone knocks at the front door or rings the doorbell.
      4. There is laundry hanging on the line outside and it begins to
      5. The water faucet in the kitchen is running.
In what order do you take care of the problems?

Jot down your order, and scroll down after you've made your decision.
*** Each represents something in your life. Don't cheat. ***
      1. The phone represents...... your job or career.
      2. The baby represents...... your family.
      3. The visitor represents......your friends.
      4. The laundry represents...... your sex life.
      5. The running water represents...... money or wealth.
Makes you think, eh???  Hmmmmmmm... How close did this test match your
priorities in Life?

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