Under the Blanket...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 25 Jul 2000 01:12:33 +0100


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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


A man is out drinking with his buddies one night and suddenly realises
he has stayed out too late and is in for trouble when he gets home.

"No problem" says his friend, "Do what I do to my wife. Sneak into the
bedroom, crawl up under the blanket between her legs and do a little
oral sex! She'll forget all about being mad and fall right asleep."

So the guy gets home to a dark, quiet house. He creeps in as quietly as
he can and tiptoes into his bedroom.

Following his friends advice, he proceeds under the blanket and does the
deed to gentle moaning and, finally, soft snoring. Quite pleased with
himself, he heads to the bathroom to change his clothes, where he is
startled by the sight of his wife sitting on the commode.

"Shhhhhhh..." she says, "Mother's in town."


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