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Wed, 9 Aug 2000 18:48:44 +0100
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Let's take a look at a restaurant which makes promises...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
$500
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A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:
$500 If we fail to fill your order!
When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant nuts on rye. She calmly
writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks
loose!
The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen.
He runs up to the customer's table, slaps five $100 bills down on it and
says, "You got me this time buddy, but I want you to know that's the
first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!"
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