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Fri, 18 Aug 2000 01:46:29 +0100
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Here's a couple of unusual golfers...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Golfers
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Jesus and Moses were teeing off on a 149 yd par 3, with water hazard.
Jesus pulled out his wedge and hit his first ball into the water; "I
don't understand", he said, "I saw Arnold Palmer hit a wedge to the
green on this same hole yesterday!"
Again he dropped a ball on the ground and repeated the shot with the
same results....
Moses said, "Get a longer iron or you'll never make it across"
Jesus dropped another ball to the ground and repeated the swing dropping
the third ball in the water short of the green.
"That was my last ball!" Jesus remarked as he walked across the water
fishing for his lost balls.
A foursome approached the green and one man replied, "Who does he think
he is, Jesus Christ?"
Moses replied, "He thinks he Arnold Palmer"
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