Let's Pretend...

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Tue, 29 Aug 2000 02:30:39 +0100


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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
Lets Pretend
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same
sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both
go to sleep, the man on the top bunk, the woman on the lower.
 
In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says,
"I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if
you could possibly get me another blanket?"
 
The woman leans out and with a glint in her eye says, "I have a better
idea, just for tonight, let's make pretend that we're married."
 
The man says happily, "OK!" AWESOME!"
 
The woman says, "GOOD...get your own darn blanket!!!" 


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