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Fri, 8 Sep 2000 12:50:25 +0100
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According to one of our readers (thanks, Stan!) yesterday's 'Notes to
Teachers..." should be credited to Richard Lederer...
When you feel really fed up with your job, try this...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
When you have had one of those TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT days, try
this:
On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section
where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal
thermometer made by Q-Tip. Be very sure that you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very
comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed.
Open the package containing the thermometer, remove the thermometer and
carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become
chipped or broken.
Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer and as you
read it you will notice in small print the statement that "...every
rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested...".
Now close your eyes and say out loud five times, "I am so glad that I do
not work in quality control at the Q-Tip Company..."
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