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Mon, 11 Sep 2000 15:34:56 +0100
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Hiya All...
The freedom of all right-thinking people in the kitchen is at risk...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Oven Wars - Part IV - A New Hob
A long time ago, in a kitchen far, far, away...
It is a time of turmoil. The Microwave Empire, led by the evil Dark
Chocolate, captures Princess Ladle, leader of the Dinner-Party alliance,
and imprisons her in the Death-Fridge.
Luke Warmwater is bored with his humdrum life on the planet TableTop. He
happens to meet an old friend of his father's, Mouldy-Old Banoffee, who
turns out to be one of the last of the Jelly masters. Together they
embark on a milk-curdling adventure.
Pan Solo is on the run from Pizza the Hut. Pan and his long-time frying
companion Chewy, the big furry Cookie, agree to take Luke and Mouldy-Old
Banoffee off the planet.
When Luke mentions the kitchen floor is looking a bit dirty, there
suddenly appears: * Flash! A-ah! Cleaner of the universe! * Flash soon
leaves on being told he is in the wrong movie.
Together, our heroes manage to penetrate the magnetic-field defences of
the Death-Fridge's main door and rescue the Princess. They narrowly
escape with their lives, except for Mouldy-Old Banoffee who is chopped
down by Dark Chocolate.
Luke helps the alliance destroy the Death-Fridge by remembering the
words of Mouldy-Old Banoffee: "Use the Sauce, Luke. Use the Sauce."
Coming soon...
Oven Wars - Part V - The Microwave Strikes Back
Luke seeks guidance from the old, wise, and increasingly smelly Yoghurt
who trains him in the ways of the Sauce.
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