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Fri, 6 Oct 2000 03:22:08 +0100
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Now it's time for the confessions of a football player...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
BOYS WILL BE BOYS
Years ago, the chaplain of the football team at Notre Dame was a beloved
old Irish priest. At confession one day, a football player told the
priest that he had acted in an unsportsmanlike manner at a recent
football game.
"I lost my temper and said some bad words to one of my opponents."
"Ahhh, that's a terrible thing for a Notre Dame lad to be doin'," the
priest said. He took a piece of chalk and drew a mark across the sleeve
of his coat.
"That's not all, Father. I got mad and punched one of my opponents."
"Saints preserve us!" the priest said, making another chalk mark.
"There's more. As I got out of a pileup, I kicked two of the other
team's players in the in the head."
"Oh, goodness me!" the priest wailed, making two more chalk marks on his
sleeve. "Who in the world were we playin' when you did these awful
things?"
He replied, "Southern Methodist."
"Ah, well," said the priest, wiping his sleeve, "boys will be boys."
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