Runway...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Fri, 6 Oct 2000 02:55:42 +0100


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Now let's get on with the humour...here are some chaps having a bit of a
problem with a runway...

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


An Aer Lingus wide-bodied jet is flying into Dublin Airport, with Paddy
and Seamus at the controls. 

Paddy turns to Seamus, and says "I'm worried about this landing. The
runway is awfully short, to be sure!"

Seamus replies "Here's what we do. As soon as the wheels touch the
tarmac, you put the engines into full reverse thrust. I'll put the flaps
fully down, and we'll both stand on the brakes for all we're worth, and
pray to Mary, Mother of God."

So, as the wheels touched down, Paddy put the engines into full reverse,
Seamus put the flaps right down, and they both stood on the brakes and
prayed for their lives. Mercifully the plane, engines roaring and with
smoke pouring off the tyres, stopped just at the far edge of the tarmac.

Once the shaking had stopped and the screams from the passengers had
died down, Seamus wiped his brow, said a final "Hail Mary" and looked
out of the window. 

"Begorrah!" he exclaimed, "It's sure a short runway. But just look how
wide it is!"


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