A Leisurely Drive...

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Wed, 18 Oct 2000 23:48:58 +0100


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Now it's time to meet a couple of ladies out for a drive...

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- ANDREA
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A Leisurely Drive
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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both could barely see
over the dashboard. 

As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight
was red but they just went on through.
 
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing my
mind, I swear we just went through a red light."
 
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light
was red again, and again they went right through.  

This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light
had been red, but was really concerned that she was mistaken.
 
She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the
road and the next intersection to see what was going on.
 
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and
they went right through. 

She turned to the woman driving and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just
ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!"
 
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, am I driving?"


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