Technology Translation...

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Fri, 27 Oct 2000 04:53:00 +0100


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Now here's a guide to technology for the country folk...

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Country Technology for Country Folk

1.      LOG ON:  Makin a wood stove hotter.
2.      LOG OFF:  Don't add no more wood.
3.      MONITOR:  Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
4.      DOWNLOAD:  Gettin the farwood off the truk.
5.      MEGA HERTZ:  When yer not kerful gittin the far wood.
6.      FLOPPY DISC:  Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
7.      RAM:  That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
8.      HARD DRIVE:  Gittin home in the winter time.
9.      PROMPT:  Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
10.     WINDOWS:  Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
11.     SCREEN:  Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
12.     BYTE:  Whut them dang flys do.
13.     CHIP:  Munchies fer the TV.
14.     MICRO CHIP:  Whut's in the bottom of the munchiebag.
15.     MODEM:  Whut cha did to the hay fields.
16.     DOT MATRIX:  Old Dan Matrix's wife.
17.     LAP TOP:  Whar the kitty sleeps.
18.     KEYBOARD:  Whar ya hang the dang keys.
19.     SOFTWARE:  Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
20.     MOUSE:  Whut eats the grain in the barn.
21.     MAINFRAME:  Holds up the barn roof.
22.     PORT:  Fancy Flatlander wine
23.     ENTER:  Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
24.     RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY:  Wen ya cain't 'member whutya paid fer the
             rifle when yore wife asks.
25.     MOUSE PAD:  That hippie talk fer the rat hole.


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