Rules of Chocolate...

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Fri, 27 Oct 2000 04:49:13 +0100


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Here are some of the things every chocoholic should know...

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- ANDREA
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If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too
slowly.

Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all
count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

Problem: How do you get two bars of chocolate home from the shop in a
hot car? Solution: Eat them in the car park.

Diet Tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off
your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolate provides your total daily intake of calories in
one go.

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
Calories are afraid of heights and they will jump out of the chocolate
to escape.

Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced diet.

Two phrases: Money talks. Chocolate sings.

The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger.

Why is there no such organisation as Chocoholics Anonymous?  
Answer:  Because no-one wants to quit.

Without chocolate there would be no need for control-top tights and an
entire garment industry would be devastated.

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That
way at least you'll get one thing done.


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