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Thu, 2 Nov 2000 03:13:32 +0000


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In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground
with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this
a form of primitive self-expression..... In America we call it golf.

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Five-year-old Becky answered the door when the census taker came by. She
told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home
because he was performing an appendectomy.  

"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little
girl. Do you know what it means?"  

"Sure do! Fifteen-hundred bucks, and that doesn't even include the
anaesthesiologist!"
 
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Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out
of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over
for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton
in the road. The policemen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was
found to contain large upholstery tacks. 

"I'm sorry sir," the first trooper told the driver, "but I am still
going to have to write you a ticket."  

Amazed, the driver asked for what. 

The trooper replied, ... "Tacks evasion."
 
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A New York boy was being led through the swamps of Louisiana by his
cousin. 

"Is it true that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a
flashlight?"
 
The cousin smirked and replied, "Depends on how fast ya carry the
flashlight." 


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