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Fri, 5 Jan 2001 01:02:10 +0000
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Hiya People...
Here's a collection of quick blonde jokes...these come from Helen...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some young woman wanting to know if the
coast is clear."
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Two blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She
opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks
familiar."
The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
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A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she
finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the
gun, and as she does so she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun
and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next."
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A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "O.K., what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy, W."
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