Heading for Heaven...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Wed, 28 Feb 2001 18:00:54 +0000


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Hiya All...

Time for a trip to the pub to discuss heavenly matters...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first man he met, "Do
you want to go to heaven?"

The man replied, "I do Father."

The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked a second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to
heaven?"

O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."

The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when
you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group
together to go right now."


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