Deodorant...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Wed, 21 Mar 2001 04:35:11 +0000


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Hiya People...

Today we visit the chemist's shop...what our US friends would call a
pharmacy...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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A blonde woman walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some
bottom deodorant. The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman
that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have.

The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter that she has
been buying the stuff from here on a regular basis, and would like some
more.

The shop assistant thinks for a minute, knowing full well that they
don't stock, or have ever sold, such an item. She smiles at the vapid
blonde and says, "One moment please, I will get the chemist."

The chemist looks at the blonde and says, "Can I help you miss?"

"I would like to buy some bottom deodorant please," says the blonde.

"I'm sorry," says the chemist, "we don't have any."

"But I always get it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container it comes in?"

"Yes!" Said the blonde, "I will go and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the chemist who looks at
it and says to the her "This is just a normal stick of under arm
deodorant".

The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from
the container, "To apply, push up bottom."


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