The Loony Bin
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Thu, 5 Apr 2001 03:37:48 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya All... In today's tale, we join a class on their first day at University... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- First Day At University ----------------------- It was the first day of classes at Stern College for Women of Yeshiva University, and I was waiting in my classroom for students in my public speaking course. Because of congestion in the elevators and room changes, several were still missing and I thought I would talk with those present while we were waiting. "What have you learned so far today?" I asked. Some students raised their hands and told what they had learned. A late arriving student took a seat and I asked her the same question. "I haven't learned anything today; this is my first class," she said. "What time did you get up this morning?" I asked. "Very early," she replied. I told her that learning takes place beyond the four walls that surrounded us and asked what she had learned since she awakened. She sat silently for a moment and then jumped up. "I've just learned I'm in the wrong classroom," she said as she made her exit. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID for the emails you already send and receive! http://www.mailround.com/ Referrer: andrea@bloodaxe.com ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com