First Day...

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Thu, 5 Apr 2001 03:37:48 +0100


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Hiya All...

In today's tale, we join a class on their first day at University...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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First Day At University
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It was the first day of classes at Stern College for Women of Yeshiva
University, and I was waiting in my classroom for students in my public
speaking course. 

Because of congestion in the elevators and room changes, several were
still missing and I thought I would talk with those present while we
were waiting.
 
"What have you learned so far today?" I asked.
 
Some students raised their hands and told what they had learned.
 
A late arriving student took a seat and I asked her the same question. 

"I haven't learned anything today; this is my first class," she said.
 
"What time did you get up this morning?" I asked.
 
"Very early," she replied.

I told her that learning takes place beyond the four walls that
surrounded us and asked what she had learned since she awakened.
 
She sat silently for a moment and then jumped up. "I've just learned I'm
in the wrong classroom," she said as she made her exit.


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