The Loony Bin
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Thu, 5 Apr 2001 03:46:02 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya People... Pets are people too...here are some of their pet peeves... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Pets' Pet Peeves: * Dog: They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl. * Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes... Oh boy! Fish flakes!" * Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!" * Goldfish: "The wimp-ass knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!" * Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? HECK, no!" * Dog: Human legs that just tease. * Cat: "Why are these people in my house?" * Dog: "What the... HEY!!! Where are my balls?!?!" * Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! There's a new one!" Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID for the emails you already send and receive! http://www.mailround.com/ Referrer: andrea@bloodaxe.com ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com