Horses...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sat, 19 May 2001 03:10:48 +0100


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Hiya Loonies...

Telling horses apart can be tricky...here's how one blonde solved the
problem...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which.

A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked
great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush.

It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and
our blonde friend was stuck again.

The neighbor suggested she notch the ear of one horse.

That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire
fence.

Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart.

The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height.

When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2
inches taller than the black one.


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