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Thu, 24 May 2001 22:19:42 +0100
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Hiya People...
The work of a Judge's Clerk can be full of challenges...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The young clerk's responsibilities included bringing the judge a hot cup
of coffee at the start of every day.
Each morning the judge was enraged that the coffee cup arrived two-
thirds full. The clerk explained that he had to rush to get the coffee
delivered while it was still hot, which caused him to spill much of it
along the way.
None of the judge's yelling and insults produced a full cup of coffee,
until he finally threatened to cut the clerk's pay by one-third if he
continued to produce one-third less than the judge wanted.
The next morning he was greeted with a cup of coffee that was full to
the brim, and the next morning and the morning after that.
The judge couldn't resist gloating over his success and smugly
complimented the clerk on his new technique.
"Oh, there's not much to it," admitted the clerk happily, "I take some
coffee in my mouth right outside the coffee room, and spit it back in
when I get outside your office."
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