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Mon, 11 Jun 2001 18:38:27 +0100
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Hiya All...
Hey guys, ever wonder what women talk about amongst themselves...???
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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Four older ladies are sitting around playing bridge.
The first lady says, "You know girls, I have known you all a long time
and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a Kleptomaniac.
But, don't worry, I have never stolen from you and I never will; we have
been friends for too long."
The second lady says, "Well, since we are having true confessions here,
I must get something off my chest too. I am a Nymphomaniac. But don't
worry, I have not hit on your husbands. They don't interest me and never
will; we have been friends for too long."
"Well," says the third lady, "I, too, must confess something. I am a
Lesbian. But do not worry, I will not hit on you. You are not my type.
We have been friends too long for me to ruin our friendship."
The fourth lady stands up, says, "I have a confession to make also. I am
an uncontrollable gossip, and I have some phone calls to make!"
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